Why did the deaf guy want to be a fighter pilot?
So he could break the sound barrier!

my first political cartoon

I'm usually not too political, but those GM guys really bugged me.

on my mission --> Did you know Adam was a math whiz?
He was commanded to multiply and replentish the earth!

Why do greedy chemists avoid transition states?
They don't like to share electrons.

How do we know Einstein had fun with moving clocks?
It made the time go faster!

I made these up today for my dad. He needs to recover faster so I'm making him laugh, and he will have motivation to go tell these jokes to all his students and buddies at school.